Sunday, February 1, 2009

How to find love at the grocery store.

You know it could happen! I'm sure it has happened to lots of people before, and they have lived happliy ever after. If I were a single gal, it might have happened to me last night! (Thank goodness I'm not a single gal!) The King and I went grocery shopping last night. Saturday night, by the way, is a great time to go...the store was relatively empty. So there we were, in the baking aisle. I was searching for whole wheat flour. You know how sometimes you think out loud when searching for something in the store? Well, I said "Hmmm.....whole wheat flour...". Out of nowhere, I heard a voice...."Whole wheat flour? You should try Whole Foods!". I look up to see a guy. Not just any guy. I think this was the guy that Brad Paisley sang about in his song "I'm so much cooler online". I looked up to see a goofy, dreamy kinda look on his face. I also happened to notice that he was pushing the buggy (much like the King does). But he was pushing the buggy for a woman that I know had to be his mother. Not that there is anything wrong with grocery shopping with your mother....but on a Saturday night? Wearing a tie?? Come on now! Anyway, I smiled and was polite and gave him my most sincere "Thanks for your help!" and bought my whole wheat flour at Kroger. Shameful, huh? I don't care. I wasn't about to go across town for whole wheat flour at the suggestion of the buggy pushing momma's boy! So, now the King has been talking all morning about my new 'whole wheat boyfriend'. I just told him that he's not the only dork to ever look my way! Gotta love the dorks!!! So, this is in honor of my whole wheat boyfriend. Have a great day today!! xoxox

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