Skank fest.

So...I have a couple of glasses of wine with dinner, and apparently it gives them permission to go nuts. Everyone that knows me, knows that I love my baths. With bubbles. As often as possible. I CANNOT go days and days without bathing. I can't even go one day without a bath or a shower...most days I have one of each. Anyway, Wyatt happens to be the ultimate skank in the family. As much as I scrubbed him when he was little.....he can go days without showering. He doesn't...because I threaten to scrub him...but he could if I'd let him! So, the King and Wyatt.....over my second glass of wine...challenged me to a "skank off".....could I go longer than Wyatt, without a bath or a shower. The deal is...we can wash one part of our body. I won't disclose what part Wyatt chose to wash, but I'm sure you can guess. So, I poured another glass of wine, so that I could think about it some more....and I had to respectfully decline the offer to be the Skank Master of the family. Wyatt is the winner of the Skank award...congratulations son!