Excuse me?!?!

I'm home. My trip was pleasantly uneventful....a few very relaxing days. Except that I took the rain with me to Florida. I got to spend about 5 hours on the beach. BUT....5 hours on the beach is much better than NO hours on the beach. Anyway....it was great to see my mom and dad and overall, a great trip. Since it was raining pretty hard this morning, Dad and I decided that we had better leave a little earlier than planned for the airport. I'm still hobbling around in the boot, so it takes me a little longer to get to the gate. So, we got to the Orlando airport in good time, said our 'see ya next times' and I was dashing through the raindrops to go check in. Blah, blah, blah, and it's time to head to security. Not a long line, should be a breeze. WELL! I took my shoe and my boot off and dumped everything into the bucket and onto the conveyor belt. It's my turn to go through the scanner and the nice man motions me through. I beeped! Holy crap...what made me beep??? The security man asked me "Do you have implants?" "EXCUSE ME????", I asked. That's when I remembered that my cell phone was in my pocket. So I dropped it into the closest bucket and went on through....no beep this time. What a question though....Do you have implants?!?! I'm sure he didn't mean breast implants....but that's what I thought of first! He blushed and I'm sure I did too....it was pretty funny actually! Gotta go now and get the house back together....stay tuned to hear about my new airplane friends! Love y'all...welcome home!